PC is out of fucking control

Now I'm a New Zealander. You may or may not care, but the big thing over here, is to do with Maori, and everybody else. Maori got the short end of the stick a long time ago and never got over it. Now, I'm all for them getting compensated and all that shit, but I draw the line at different rules for them. It's bullshit. It's Political Correctness gone mad. It makes me fucking sick. Ok, you got a raw deal, fine. Here's some money and some land and shit, now shut the fuck up. Oh, and by the way, I am not (and never will be) a Pakeha.
This is a Maori word for a white person. It's offensive and frankly, I don't accept it.
It's like me calling Maori people BROWN. Call me Pakeha, I'll call you nigger. Simple as that.
What really fucks me off is that the news refers to New Zealanders who are white as Pakeha.
WE ARE NOT FUCKING PAKEHA. If you call me that I will punch you in the face and then kick you between the legs. It's bullshit. I'm a New Zealander or a Kiwi, end of story. If you don't like it, fuck off!

Intelligent Design is for retards

So i've been bored at work today and decided to check out the debate between Evolution and intelligent design (note the use of capitals, this is because Evolution is science, i.d ain't)
The whole debate fascinates me. i.d is merely creationism wearing silly glasses and a fake moustache. It's not fooling anybody. At the end of the day, they are saying that an invisible man in the sky created everything 6000 years ago. What about the dinosaurs and fossils, I hear you say?
Those were just put here to test us, of course! Yeah right.
Anybody who believes in this bullshit obviously is missing a gene. It's no surprise that the southern American states are the main proponents of this travesty. Too much inbreeding and general mental illness have taken their toll. I'd sooner believe in UFO's than this i.d. crap. At least it's got a chance of occurring. I know there are many supporters of i.d. who claim that science and religion can support each other. This is not true. Religion was the answer to every question that couldn't be answered. How did this happen? How did that happen? Why does this happen? God did it. How convenient.
Don't get me wrong here, I've got nothing against people who believe in God. It's just that willfully ignoring facts is tantamount to bald-faced lying. It astounds me that schools have to teach this shit in some places. The argument is that it presents a "balanced" view on how things came to be. Bullshit! Proven scientific fact taught alongside a fairytale is not "balanced", it's ridiculous. They might as well teach that the moon is made of cheese, it would be no less insane than i.d.
Oh well, reading that stuff online gets my blood boiling and since I firmly believe creationism (AKA pseudoscience/farce intelligent design) is a load of bollocks, here is a nice link to enjoy if you are in the evolution camp. (also known as the people with more than one brain cell camp)
http://www.youaredumb.net/node/236

How do these people dress themselves?

A couple of people I work with make me sick. They are old, fat and stupid.

They sit around all day staring at their screens like a monkey that's seen a banana for the very first time. On top of this, they cackle periodically through the day, though god only knows what can be so fucking amusing. They are on a helpdesk... Someone calls in and says "my computer is broken" in response they get the laughter of a fucking witch.

One of them also has had a persistent cough for about the last 39 years. She hacks half the day and I really want to end her.

It would be almost bearable if they didn't have the brain power of a used tampon. These are people that have worked in support for a LONG time and yet have no concept of how to resolve any faults.

The icing on the cake is their limp-wristed manager who insists he will "come down heavy on them" and "sort them out". Yeah fucking right. Somebody lend me a gun..

Give me a fucking break

Recently in the news here (NZ) a certain Maori MP, shirked his official duties and buggered off to Paris with his missus. This was all at taxpayer expense.
He then proceeded to write an email targeting white New Zealanders and how we have raped and abused the Maori for so long, what's the problem with one trip?

Here's the problem:
This guy is a publically elected official who was PAID to attend a forum overseas. He PRETENDED to be sick so he could go off and lark about on our dollar.
He then has the nerve to whine about white people abusing his people. What?
How is this relevant?
He's suckling at the public teat, enjoying all these perks (that he wouldn't have without white people. Maori didn't even have the fucking wheel before the white people turned up)
and then he tries to make it a race issue.
Fuck you sir. Fuck you very much

Alert Alert

So we have a new initiative at work to upskill some of the people that don't know how to do anything.
These people have worked here for decades! They've learned nothing in that time, so how is a couple of weeks "training" going to help? Good fucking question.
I know they can train monkeys to do sign language and act like humans, but these people aren't as talented as monkeys.
A monkey I would be happy with, at least it would be better looking.

Some people are just beyond help. If you've worked on a helpdesk for 10 years and still can't create a shortcut, what hope is there for you? We may as well employ garbage bags as they would get things right more often. Plus they wouldn't fucking cackle every 2 minutes.

Fuck

Fuck Me

I've been thinking about this book idea.
My wife is adamant I should write a man's guide to pregnancy. I guess it's worth a shot.
I'd like it to be humorous and a bit different to the run-of-the-mill pregnancy bullshit.
Basically, once you've read one pregnancy book, you've read them all.
This one would be different.
I'll think on it, and see what I can come up with

Fuck you

So I'm sitting here at work. Possibly my least favourite place in the world to be. This is my life. To top it all off, I've got the shits.
YAY!

Julie and Julia

Saw this movie yesterday. Now usually, I don't enjoy "chick flicks" that much. However, I'm forced to watch them because I am married. C'est la vie!
This one wasn't bad.
Meryl Streep has a face like a bag of spanners, but that trait was well suited to playing Julia Childs, one of the truly ugly women of history.
Amy Adams acting is average, but she's hot, so I can let that slide.
Overall a decent film. One bad point, too fucking long and ended nowhere.
I'll give it 3 out of 5

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Thinking about writing a novel. Just no idea what I'll write about. Got a few ideas, but they never seem to grow into anything but just an idea.
Maybe it'll come to me eventually and I'll have a master stroke of creativity. Or maybe just a stroke.
Guess we'll see.
Any ideas?
Who am I asking?
Who cares?

There should be a law...

There's one hideous beast that works here.
She cackles like a fucking witch and coughs every 2 minutes.
I hate her. I hate her. I hate her.
On top of all this, she has the brain capacity of a woollen sock.
Dear god, will she ever stop?

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So spent half an hour fucking around with the layout of this blog.
Why? Fuck knows.
Nobody is going to read it except me and I already know what it says.
Oh well, fuck it....

The beginning of the beginning

Ok, so the first post was just a piece of fluff to open this blog.
I'm not 100% sure about what I'm actually going to write here yet, or how it will evolve, but here goes anyway.

I've long believed that the average person is not that smart. In my work, I am constantly reminded that I am probably correct. Not to say that the customers I deal with are stupid (some are) but mainly it's the people I call "colleagues" that really take the cake.

These are people who are supposed to have some common sense and knowledge. The people who say "I'm an IT professional" and then don't know how to ping an IP address. My peers.... aaargh!

The end of the beginning...

Well this is where it all starts..
I've always considered writing something, but I've never got around to it.
Now's the time.
I'm dedicating this blog to all the people out there who have to deal with idiots and morons every day of their lives. The unsung heroes who sort this shit out and fix problems for people who don't deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us.

So in this vein, read on.... read on....