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Ignore the title. I couldn't think of a good one, so just hit random keys on my keyboard. YAY :)
It's week 1½ of my colleague being on leave. This is important for two reasons:
1) He's on holiday for 5 weeks
2) There are only two of us
Now we work for a sizable organisation, but that doesn't stop us being lumped with the work of a small army.
We were due to get an extra person, but we got shafted.
Nevermind, I'm sucking it up and giving it the beans. Usually it's not a big deal. However, this week I have a sucky combo to deal with. The combo I'm referring to is medium cold with a side order of Hayfever. Great times to be had by all with that sucker.
Most of the day it looks like i've turned into a middle age mum who's daughter just got married. My eyes are weeping and my nose is running like jesse owens. There ain't no stopping it.
I'm dosed to the gills with drugs, but this has made no difference.
Guess I'll just have to ride it out.
On the plus side, there's been no cackling today... yet.