Fuck off

I know I've mentioned it already, but some of the people I work with are fucking retards. They have to be some of the most intellectually challenged people I've ever had the displeasure to meet. These are people who "help" people with computer issues and yet have no concept of what these problems actually are. A classic example is them getting a user to reboot their thin client because it's "slow". Newsflash: Nothing is actually fucking running on the thin client!
What's that? You're missing a file? Try rebooting, this will make it magically reappear.
Sorry? You have a cashdrawer that won't close? Check the cables... the broken lid is probably not the problem.
For fucks sake, how hard is it to learn SOMETHING in 10 years doing a job. One of these morons didn't even know what a KVM was! They've worked in IT for ages!
Somebody give me a gun

HARGEN FLARGEN

I know most of my posts relate to my hatred of specific people or my lack of understanding for our thought-challenged bretheren. However, I am a caring, sharing SNAG. Yeah right. Who am I kidding?
My thoughts today relate to drivers. Yes the other people on the road who make my life a fucking misery. I'm certain that if everyone drove like me, there would be no traffic jams and no rush hour. It's not necessary to drive 65Kmh on the motorway just because someone is changing a fucking tire. Slow down to have a look and I'll ram you right in the ass. You'd think some people had never seen a stationary car before. Fuck sake!
Keep driving, watch the road and if you're going slow, get the fuck out of the way

So I'm now a dad and it's changed my whole perspective on life.
Actually it kind of has, but not really. I still want to punch everyone in the face. I don't think anything can change that.